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Dear abang,
Ayang nak mintak kebenaran abang untuk bawa anak-anak balik ke kampung. abang tak perlu hantar ayang sebab ayang mampu untuk bawa anak-anak ke kampung musim cuti sekolah ni dengan bas.. abang jagalah diri abang dan kereta abang baik-baik... cuma ada perkara yang ingin ayang luahkan disini... kereta baru abang tu mahal.. harga mencecah 100k barangkali.. sebab tu abang sayangkan kereta abang lebih dari ayang.. sampaikan abang dah terlena dalam kereta abang tu sejak abang beli 3 bulan yang lalu dah masuk 3 malam... abang sayangkan kereta abang lebih dari ayang, nak tau ngape?

Harga kereta abang tu lebih mahal dari wang hantaran yang ayah ayang letakan masa kita kahwin dulu.. cuba hantaran ayang lebih mahal dari harga kereta abang?

Tiap-tiap pagi abang mesti gosok kereta abang, nak nampak berkilat..tapi ayang nak dapat kiss g.morning pun susah

Sejak beli kereta tu, sebulan sekali macam-macam aksesori abang beli kat kereta, ayang nak dapat hadiah besday setahun sekali pun susah..

Kereta sebulan sekali abang servis, abang kata kena jaga maintainance...ayang nak dapat pi salon setahun sekali pun susah..

Kereta abang make up lawa-lawa.. tapi kalau ayang make up lawa-lawa abang kata ayang tak sedar diri kereta abang bagi makan minyak mahal-mahal cecah 100 setin pun ada, ayang nak makan pizza sekeping jer masa mengidam anak kedua kita abang kata ayang mengada-ngada.

Kereta abang kalau anak-anak sentuh sikit bodynya abang marah anak macam nak makan, ayang jatuh longkang besar boleh abang gelak

Paling menyedihkan.. ayang tanya ngape tidur dalam kereta? abang jawab takut orang curi kereta abang.. kalau ayang kena curi??

Ayang nak balik kampung dulu.. anak-anak nak jumpa atuk dengan nenek depa.. tak nak naik kereta abang takut calar.. ayang calar takpe.. jaga diri elok-elok, sarapan ayang dah sediakan. ayang pi tak lama sekolah bukak ayang balik lah dengan anak-anak.. pesanan ayang..

ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU MASAKKAN MAKAN KESUKAAN ABANG
ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU BASUHKAN PAKAIAN ABANG
ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU GOSOKAN KEMEJA ABANG
ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU SIAPKAN AIR MANDI ABANG
ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU KEMASKAN RUMAH ABANG
ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU URUT-URUT BADAN ABANG
ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU TEMANKAN ABANG TIDUR

Love,
ayang

ni abang lak bagi....

Dear Ayang,
Bukanlah abang sayang keta tu lebih dr ayang.. tapi ayang kene faham keta tu keta bos abang. Nanti kalau ilang sapa nak ganti.. ayang abang suruh keja ayang xnak, ayang kata nak dok umah jaga anak,nak siap kan sarapan nak kemas umah tapi ayang tiap2 hari bgn tido kul 12.. macam mana nak wat keja umah..

Cuba lah ayang pk mana x abang tido dalam keta.. abang balik keja lambat skit ayang dah kunci pintu..bukan nye abang gi foya2 kan abang gi keja...lagi satu pasal piza yang ayang ngidam tu.. ayang nak piza yg di oder dr jepun.. mana lah abang ada duit nak oder.. abang nak bg apam balik yg jual kat depan ofis abang ni ayang xnak, ayang nak jugak piza dr jepun.. nasib baik abang x belikan kalau x anak kedua kita tu mesti muka cam doremon..ish xnak laa abang..

Pasal hadiah kan abang dah belikan tapi abang sembunyi kan kat dapur.. ayang yang tersalah buang ingatkan sampah... tulah abang suruh kemas umah tu ayang kata umah kita dah bersih tapi hadiah dgn sampah pun dah jadi serupa jek..hadiah tu mahal tau abang beli untuk ayang..
Sebenarnye abang sayang ayang lebih dr keta tu wlau pun hantaran masa kita kawin cuma rm8k..ayang x tau bpe kali abang turun naik bank nak wat loan rm8k..tapi demi ayang abang wat jugak..
sbb masa tu ayang kalau mekup mmg sebijik maya karin.. tapi sejak ayang wat rebonding 3 tahun lepas stp kali ayang mekup abang terbayang lak muka pontianak dlm citer phsm.. bukan ayang x cantik tapi kening ayang tu gi cukur wat per.. wlau pun abang selalu cukur janggut abang tapi ayang xyah laa nak cukur kening ayang tu...pasal morning kis tu, ayang bgn pun dah tghri nak morning kis cam mana.. dah laa ayang.. abang malas nak citer..

Tapi abang nak bg tau jgk kat sini ayang tetap no 1 dlm hati abang..nanti kalau naik bas tu bebaik.. ayang nak balik kpg abang izinkan Cuma jgn lupa kim salam kat mak ayah kat sana .. kalau ada gulai tempoyak ke nnti jgn lupa bwk balik skit..

Kalau ada lembu terlepas ke ayang xyah laa susah2 gi kejar lembu tu... biar jek.. nnti abang balik kpg abang kejar kan ..bukan apa takut lembu tu tanduk ayang nnti bukan stakat calar jek silap2 leh masuk hspital. abang kene tanduk xpe..

Jaga anak2 baik2 jgn bagi diorang main kat sungai musim2 banjir ni.. nak dpt anak bukan senang takut nnti ayang ngidam lagi piza jepun lak lagi haru.. baik jaga jek yg dah ada tu..ayang pun jaga diri baik2.. jgn sampai jatuh longkang lagi.. hehe.. abang mmg xnak ketawa masa tu tapi nak wat cam mana ayang jatuh kepala dulu yang masuk longkang..dah laa rambut ayang masa tu baru lepas rebonding.. mmg abang ketawa...hahahhahahahahha

my experiences when practical training...

During sixth month in Gugusan Hijau Sdn Bhd, I learn many things and I get a lot of new experiences. First day I worked, I was very nervous because before this I never work in office. But with supporting from the staff I could do that. They always help me when I have a problem and they also teach me how to do the work.
Many experience I get when work in GHSB, I can practice all knowledge that I learn in my course. I also learn new things, which I am not learned in college. From this training, I can expose myself to the reality-working environment and also can improve my technical knowledge. From that I also can improve my soft skills such as how to communicate with client, build myself to be more independent and confident, and also build a good teamwork with other staff.
Furthermore, the GHSB have rules to follow by staff in this organization. Below are the rules that use in this company:
i. Comes into office at 8.00 a.m and back at 5.00 p.m.
ii. Record name in logbook at Mohamed Asri & Co.
iii. Wear a good clothes and smart in office.
iv. Lunch time for staff is at 1.00 p.m for one hour.
v. Inform to supervisor when doing outdoor work.
vi. Give a medical certificate when on leave.
vii. All staff must maintain their work quality.
viii. Every week all staff and trainee must passed-up the time sheet and logbook
for trainees.

For sixth month in Gugusan Hijau Sdn Bhd, I replaced the old assistant accountant which quit. Because of that, I liable to do double entry bookkeeping for every month starting January 2007 until November 2007.Gugusan Hijau Sdn Bhd was use a UBS Accounting system. For your information, I don’t know how to use this system because in college I just learn the MYOB system only. But this is not problem for me because both of this is same. Furthermore, with help from Mr.Ramesh, I was able to create a new account with a new coding to make me easy to do transaction. After that I was keyed in the opening balance for every account using audited files for reference. I also make journal ledger manually before I directly key in to the system. From that, I can avoid any mistaken. Using UBS accounting system, I was making transaction maintenance from January until current date for all account such as estate expenditure account, debtor account, creditor account, sales account and etc.
Besides that, I also depreciate all fixed asset owner by GHSB such as motor vehicle, buildings, plant and machinery, furniture and fittings. This company has using straight-line method for monthly to depreciate fixed assets. I also do calculation for hire purchase interest suspense, monthly repayment and principal for installment. Every month after received bank statement I also make bank reconciliation to all bank account. After finished make all transactions, I must prepare a Profit & Loss account, Balance Sheet account, Trial Balance account and Estate Expenditure account monthly to submit to Mr. Ramesh. Mr. Ramesh the person who is in charge to check my work before I submit to director.
Other than that, I also expose with administration and management work. For example key in data for the list of food that has been ordered by workers using excel and also record manually in the logbook, checking and calculating the balance of food advance after deduction for every month in logbook. For every month, I will help Miss Ima to calculate the payroll for workers at farm. We calculate the payroll using the daily basic method. I also check and calculate net wages after deduct food advance, permit, and other charges such as payment for bicycle, money, things and penalty. I able to record matrixes tan of harvesting that has been received from foreman using excel for every month. Then, I will compare with sales invoice from LKPP Pahang. I able to manage check and analyze sales statement for instance harvesting, manure, weeding and spraying, internal transport and etc.In other hand, I also do office work such as typing letter to send to client, photostatting, filing, printing and so on. Filling system in Gugusan Hijau also not systematic, those cause me trouble to find correct file quickly. For overcome this problem, I do separation files by sorting follow by project.
Moreover, before I was sent to Gugusan Hijau Sdn Bhd I also learn how to audit company for one week in Mohamed Asri & Co. I was helping Miss Shima to audit the account of Gugusan Hijau Sdn Bhd for year 2006.For example, I was checking amount for Sales and Subcont received and also do summary about this account, checking TKI food advance, TKI permit account with logbook to check whether the amount correct or not with computerized.
In addition, during my practical training I face with many problems such as the system inefficient, they still use Window Me 98th edition which this is not suitable to use in this era. The communication among Indonesian workers low because they cannot speak Malay or English properly. So, misunderstanding always occurred. The problem not comes from workers only. It also sometimes cause by foreman. They always sent the matrixes tan of lorry late. So, this make my work which is calculating the payroll cannot do on time.
As conclusion, this company is the best choice to send trainer doing their practical training because they can learn many things there. Other than that, they can try to build a new system to apply what they learn before, to make the work easier. They also can learn many new things not only working but also social life as a worker and can prepare themselves with reality working environment.

CarTA dOsa

JASA ANDA DI DUNIA
ANUGERAH ANDA DIAKHIRAT

1. Meninggalkan sembahyang
- Ular Saqar sedang menunggu
2. Melewat-lewatkan sembahyang
- Neraka WAIL sedang menganga
3. Meringan-ringankan syariat
- Mendapat pandangan murka Al-Jabbar
4. Mengumpat peribadi orang
- Gunting neraka sedang diasah
5. Menyebarkan gossip atau fitnah
- Duri- duri menanti anda di taman neraka
6. Tidak menjaga pergaulan
- Libasan api neraka dijanjikan
7. Tidak berakhlak dengan manusia
- Kemurkaan Allah bersama mu..
8. Menyakiti hati orang dengan lisan
- Masuklah mana-mana pintu neraka
9.Meringankan amanah
- Angkatlah seberkas kayu dari neraka
10.Bersangka buruk
- Amalan baik diambil orang
SATU PENERBANGAN...
Bila kita akan berangkat dari alam ini (Dunia) ianya ibarat
penerbangan ke sebuah negara lain iaitu – Kubur dan Akhirat.
Di mana maklumat tentangnya tidak terdapat dalam sebarang
brosur penerbangan, tetapi melalui Al-Quran dan Al-Hadith.
-Di mana penerbangan bukannya melalui Air Asia atau
AirJordan, tetapi Al-Jenazah.
-Di mana bekalan kita bukan lagi beg seberat 23 kg, tetapi
amalan yang tiada caj lebihan berat, atau tiada caj lebihan
berat ianya atas kesudianPencipta kita.
-Di mana bajunya bukan Pierre Cardin, Dunhill atau setaraf
dengannya tetapi kain putih kotton.
-Di mana pewanginya bukan Channel atau Paco Rebone, tetapi
air mawar dan cendana.
-Di mana pasport kita bukan Malaysia, British atau American,
tetapi Al-Islam.
-Di mana visa kita bukan lagi sekadar 6 bulan, tetapi
'Lailaillah'.
-Di mana pelayannya bukan pramugari jelita, tetapi Izrail dan
lain-lain.
-Di mana layananya dalamnya bukan lagi kelas business atau
ekonomi, tetapi sekadar kain yang diwangikan.
-Di mana destinasi mendarat bukannya KLIA, Heathrow
Airport atau Jeddah International, tetapi tanah perkuburan.
-Di mana ruang menunggunya bukan lagi bilik air-cond dan
permaidani, tetapi bilik 6 kaki dalam gelap gelita.
-Di mana pegawai imegresen bukanlah pihak Kastam, tetapi
adalah Munkar dan Nakir. Mereka hanya memeriksa
samada kita layak ke destinasi yang diidamkan bukan
Disneyland, Paris atau London tetapi samada Syurga atau
Neraka.
-Di mana tidak perlu pegawai kastam dan alat pengesan
-Di mana lapangan terbang transit adalah Al-Barzakh.
-Di mana destinasi terakhir samada Syurga yang mengalir
sungai di bawahnya atau Neraka Jahannam.
-Penerbangan ini tidak dinyatakan nilainya.. Ianya percuma,
jadi simpanan (savings) anda tidak akan dihabiskan
-Penerbangan ini tidak akan dirampas, oleh itu tidak perlu
bimbang. Sebarang sajian tidak akan disediakan, oleh itu
tak perlu risaukan masalah alergi atau halal-haram makanan
-Jangan risaukan delays, penerbangan ini sentiasa tepat
waktunya, ia berangkat dan tiba tepat pada masanya.
-Jangan fikirkan tentang hiburan dalam penerbangan, anda
telah hilang selera bersuka-ria.
-Jangan bimbang tentang tempahan, ianya telah siap ditempah
sejak anda disenyawakan di dalam rahim ibu anda lagi.
Ya! Berita Baik!!
Jangan bimbangkan siapa yang duduk di sebelah anda. Anda
adalah satu-satunya penumpang penerbangan ini Oleh itu
bergembiralah selagi boleh! Dan sekiranya anda boleh!
Hanya ingat!! Penerbangan ini datang tanpa
'amaran' Cuma perlu ingat! Nama anda telah
ditempah untuk penerbangan

7 dOn'T aFtER a MeAL..

* Don't smoke

Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to

smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).

* Don't eat fruits immediately

Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore

take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

* Don't drink tea

Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein

content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

* Don't loosen your belt

Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.

* Don't bathe

Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of

blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in

our stomach.

* Don't walk about

People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual

fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the

nutrition from the food we intake.

* Don't sleep immediately

The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in

our intestine.